Some days, I really, really, really love the internet.
In the original books, Hermione was a clever, kick-ass character made highly relatable by her imperfections. The movies erased most of her flaws, making her a better ‘role model for girls’, but a far less interesting person: a typical weakly written strong woman.
So here are a…
“Like a nightingale with a toothache.” - Erik Satie’s directions to the performer, Embryons desséchés for piano (1913), I. d’Holothurie.